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walzering 

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.
Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.
walzering by forging ahead February 27, 2013

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

waldening 

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.
I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.
waldening by SovieD May 10, 2014

wandering bowel syndrome 

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.
Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

Wandering eye 

When a certain person in a relationship sees someone he or she is mentally or physically attracted to other then his significant other.
Josh was dating Emily, but he had a huge wandering eye for the new girl at school.
Wandering eye by skdjfhf October 26, 2008

wandering woman 

The wandering women is hard to spot.

Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.

She will wander into your life
poke around

then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.
Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease

Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.