walkerness

Being so incredibly awesome, that the mothers of your friends pay more attention to you than their child.

People described as being 'walker' are generally attractive, and their comedy and charm attracts the attention of many people of the opposite sex.

"Son, who is that boy over there?"

"That's (insert incredibly awesome person's name here)."

"Invite them over, they're so walker/ i can sense their walkerness from all the way over here..."

by Some dumb blonde girl September 21, 2011

One Man's Wilderness

A book & also a film about Richard Proenneke, who lived alone for many winters in a remote Alaskan area accessible only by plane. He built a cabin, made his own tools, had a garden, kept journals about it all. Fantastic real story!

I saw One Man's Wilderness on PBS & got the book from my Mom. Excellent & enthralling!

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Bear in the Wilderness

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.

You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

by Foolio275345 June 27, 2012

wilderness waps

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals

Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."

by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

Wilderness

Wilderness is a group of people living and working together, sharing good times and bad times. Wilderness is what you make it to be.

"Did you see those people running around with their pants up to their necks?"
"Oh yeah, don't mind them, they're in Wilderness."

by nahnahnahnahnaahh September 2, 2009

Wankeress

A female "wanker"

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.

by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

buck wilderness

the utmost buck wild of all buck wilds. Combining the pure wilderness of the deepest woods with the insanity of the common buck. You don't want to travel into the buck wilderness alone.

"Yo that show last night was pure buck wilderness"

"Wow man, this party is absolute buck wilderness"

by J Rizzy February 3, 2010