wakerness
Wakerness is the grouping of everything wakelike. it’s the term for the wake-scale, how you find out what’s wakelike or what’s wakelish, and every other wakerness word
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performative wokeness
Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."
People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.
performative wokeness by Brainshrub August 28, 2019
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wokeness
Tim has a wokeness level of 9 out of 10; he can always cite important events and their context in what is happening in the world.
wokeness by Jean Ember April 14, 2017
Wokeness
The ability of someone to become outraged at imagined enemies and create ways to be the victim, even though you're insanely privileged. Created by right wing loons, insurrectionist sympathizers, conspiracy folk, and their ilk to create a boogie man.
Icky Vicky the school board lady invented an enemy in wokeness, but all she did was prove she and her minions are bigoted morons.
Wokeness by Batrice BBB May 17, 2021
Terminal Wokeness
Terminal Wokeness is the state of a company franchise or product that becomes so Woke that it has lost and or abandoned what fans and customers formerly found appealing about it.
Terminal Wokeness exists in an era where more and more Western companies became Woke and this causes those that are or were so invested in the company product or franchise to vote with their money or vote with their feet and leave. This led to observable losses in the company or mass abandonment or rejection of the company product or franchise by current and or former fans and customers.
Sometimes known as Get Woke Go Broke.
Terminal Wokeness describes to the fan and customer that the company franchise or product would rather push "approved" politics ideology and world view such as Social Justice Feminism and Political Left, over making a good product tv show and movie telling a story or improve upon what they have already built.
Terminal Wokeness exists in an era where more and more Western companies became Woke and this causes those that are or were so invested in the company product or franchise to vote with their money or vote with their feet and leave. This led to observable losses in the company or mass abandonment or rejection of the company product or franchise by current and or former fans and customers.
Sometimes known as Get Woke Go Broke.
Terminal Wokeness describes to the fan and customer that the company franchise or product would rather push "approved" politics ideology and world view such as Social Justice Feminism and Political Left, over making a good product tv show and movie telling a story or improve upon what they have already built.
Terminal Wokeness by Bejimo October 15, 2019
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watervessell on twitter is an amazing person. he gets many females and he is pretty cool! hes very handsome and i love him. hes the best thing to happen to the app Twitter. Hes sooo funny and makes me laugh with every tweet!
watervessell on twitter by poggerspog November 2, 2020
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