waldini 

Large white mammal with pasty complexion. Usually found pontificating on some banal subject to a group of bored listeners.

I walked in to the pub last night and there was some dude having a waldini about something. Bored me senseless.

waldini by DeWilberto January 13, 2008

waldening 

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

waldening by SovieD May 10, 2014

waldinger 

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym

Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!

waldinger by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

Waldina 

Fun, Adventurous, Classy, Smart, Wifey Material, Freak in bed, Great cook, looks at the positive in every situation. Can Handel her own. Traveler. Business women. Unique. Beautiful interior and exterior. Total package.

A Waldina is a nessecity to have in your life.

Waldina by wmapmc January 9, 2015

Waldenite

Term commonly used when refering to those that live in Walden NY. These people are said to be inbred (His father is his mother's brother!) and have no teeth.

you might be a waldenite if...
...Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

...if the only ones in the family with a full mouth of teeth are under 16 years old.

Waldenite by The Original Cheshire Cat March 20, 2011

Ryan Waldinger 

A fruity boy who loves to lick his friends wieners

That Ryan Waldinger Guy really is a fruit.

Ryan Waldinger by Moley Molerson May 29, 2018

Walding's Law 

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.

Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.

Walding's Law by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016