waldening 

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

waldening by SovieD May 10, 2014

walzering 

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.

Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.

walzering by forging ahead February 27, 2013

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

Waldeinsamkeit 

German word that means the feeling of being alone in the woods.

Can be described as wonderful, poetic, peaceful, calm, relaxed, at one with the universe, infinite, free, loving, meditative.

Whenever I go camping, I feel waldeinsamkeit. I enjoy the feeling of being engulfed by nature, and stargazing, unlike other people who enjoy sitting inside and staring at their boob-toob all day.

Waldeinsamkeit by Waldeinsamkeit June 18, 2011

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

waldoing around 

When a drunk person wanders off and can't be found.

"hey have you seen jim? the kids a mess i'm worried about him"
"nah man, he's waldoing around"

waldoing around by r_egs November 7, 2007

wandering bowel syndrome 

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

wandering bowel syndrome by unknown69a January 29, 2014