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Gretchen Wieners
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
Tries to make "fetch" happen
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
Gretchen Wieners by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019
touch wieners
Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)
NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.
NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.
GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.
GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.
* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined
GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.
* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined
touch wieners by guacablowme November 12, 2009
extra wieners
extra wieners by a a t August 19, 2008
cocktail wieners
Best served with barbeque sauce and a toothpick. May be cooked in a microwave or an oven then doused in bbq sauce
cocktail wieners by Will April 22, 2005
Balls and Wieners
When someone gets overly excited or upset about an event, person, or object, resulting in excessive talking and/or douchebag behavior.
Did you see shaggy today? He wouldn't stop talking about that molly chick he fucked at the party last night.
Yeah man, he goes balls and wieners for that girl.
Yeah man, he goes balls and wieners for that girl.
Balls and Wieners by BabY PumPKiN February 17, 2009
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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