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waistebanding 

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.
Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.
waistebanding by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009
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Waistbanding it 

When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.
"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"

Waistbanding 

Sliding your penis into the waistbamd of your pants to hide a boner.
When a hot chick approches and you get a boner, your last resort is waistbanding.
Waistbanding by iMrBilliam January 30, 2012

Wastelanding 

Having sexual intercourse while playing music from the Fallout game series in the background.
"Dude, I spent last night Wastelanding." "Awesome, I always do it better to some Bob Crosby."
Wastelanding by Justafriend July 13, 2016

wastelanding 

Spending time doing pointless bullshit or being otherwise unproductive. Wastelanding is usually an enjoyable activity (such as watching TV or playing video games) but ultimately a complete waste of time and of existence. Also known as "wasting away".
Person 1: Hey Spencer, what have you been up to?
Person 2: d00d I got Madden '08 and I've just been at home wastelanding

Guys Spencer couldn't join us this evening as he is busy wasting away

wastelanding by Spencer Smith March 22, 2008

wastelanding 

the way in playing that makes you like a wastelander from jak 3. wastlanders are violent, rough, skillful in shooting, and rough
boy plays paintball and shoots another kid runs over and attacks him while beating him with his gun and his friend says,"dude stop wastelanding!'
wastelanding by majoal October 24, 2009

Waistbandin’

-the process of a male hiding his hard on while out in public
Ms. Smith’s ass was looking fine today so I made sure that I was waistbandin’ before she called me to the chalkboard”
Waistbandin’ by Two Tone Tony March 4, 2023
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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