Waistbandin’

-the process of a male hiding his hard on while out in public

“Ms. Smith’s ass was looking fine today so I made sure that I was waistbandin’ before she called me to the chalkboard”

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waistband tuck

The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.

On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.

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The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.

Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.

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When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.

"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"

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Sliding your penis into the waistbamd of your pants to hide a boner.

When a hot chick approches and you get a boner, your last resort is waistbanding.

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A technique used by males to conceal an erection. The penis is tucked in between the waistband of a pair of boxers or briefs and the stomach.

The other day I used the waistband trick to hide my boner in class.

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Female breasts that hang to a woman's waist

Matt: Ay yo Tim that bitch is hottttttttt
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.

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