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Waistbandin’

-the process of a male hiding his hard on while out in public
“Ms. Smith’s ass was looking fine today so I made sure that I was waistbandin’ before she called me to the chalkboard”
Waistbandin’ by Two Tone Tony March 4, 2023
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waistband tuck 

The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.
On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.
waistband tuck by L-DubV June 20, 2008

waistebanding 

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.
Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.
waistebanding by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009

Waistbanding it 

When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.
"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"

Waistbanding 

Sliding your penis into the waistbamd of your pants to hide a boner.
When a hot chick approches and you get a boner, your last resort is waistbanding.
Waistbanding by iMrBilliam January 30, 2012

waistband trick 

A technique used by males to conceal an erection. The penis is tucked in between the waistband of a pair of boxers or briefs and the stomach.
The other day I used the waistband trick to hide my boner in class.
waistband trick by Drizay August 9, 2006

Waistband titties

Female breasts that hang to a woman's waist
Matt: Ay yo Tim that bitch is hottttttttt
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.
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