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Waistbanding it 

When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.
"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"

waistebanding 

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.
Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.
waistebanding by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009

waist-banding 

when you have a narb or a regular boner and ur in a public place and u need to stand up, you put ur stiffy between ur stomach and ur waistband, and within a matter of 15-30 seconds,the sitffy goes away
beuler, please come up to class
'shit dude i got a boner, ill waistband'

miguel, please come down here
shit my moms calling and i got a boner
just waistband
o good idea

i love waist-banding
waist-banding by k-trizzle July 24, 2006

Waistbandin’

-the process of a male hiding his hard on while out in public
Ms. Smith’s ass was looking fine today so I made sure that I was waistbandin’ before she called me to the chalkboard”

Wristbandling 

When one person is getting a wrist-band put on their wrist at and ammusement park etc.
Jackson and mollie were wristbandling at the gates

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026