waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

by Gruzzo July 18, 2006

doo-waggler

The portion of the male genetalial that is located in the crotch region of the pants.

If you shake it more than twice your guilty of playing with your doo-waggler!

by leemoney January 2, 2008

Willy Waggler

Someone who is a keen masturbater.

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'

by Comfy94s July 12, 2011

cunt waggler

A girl who unfairly uses being female as a way to get preferential treatment over others.

-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."

-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."

by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014

vag waggler

A woman that tends to lead men into a spiral of desperate wanteness. The woman then ditches the men to proceed on with her game of chase.

She flirted with me nonstop, then she ripped my heart out, what a vag waggler.

by pricy January 19, 2007

nugget waggler

A nugget waggler is a general insult. You can scream it out the window of a moving car to yell at a passerby or another vehicle that has cut you off. You can also call your friend a nugget waggler if they are getting you angry. Generally, it is the best insult there is and can be used in many contexts.

Hey, you nugget waggler, get the hell out of my garden!

God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!

by Sara 'The Shit" P. and Megan "Nugget Waggler" P. May 25, 2008

Dumbus waggler

Someone who's being a dumbus

Stop being a dumbus waggler Todd

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022