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Hairy Poonie Waggler
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
Hairy Poonie Waggler by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011
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doo-waggler
doo-waggler by leemoney January 12, 2008
Willy Waggler
Willy Waggler by Comfy94s July 12, 2011
cunt waggler
-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."
-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."
-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."
cunt waggler by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014
vag waggler
A woman that tends to lead men into a spiral of desperate wanteness. The woman then ditches the men to proceed on with her game of chase.
vag waggler by pricy January 22, 2007
nugget waggler
A nugget waggler is a general insult. You can scream it out the window of a moving car to yell at a passerby or another vehicle that has cut you off. You can also call your friend a nugget waggler if they are getting you angry. Generally, it is the best insult there is and can be used in many contexts.
Hey, you nugget waggler, get the hell out of my garden!
God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!
God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!
nugget waggler by Sara 'The Shit" P. and Megan "Nugget Waggler" P. May 25, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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