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To ditch an event or school
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"
"Wagging is what a dipshit bogan does because he hates school,and i'm a dipshit bogan that hates school"
Wagging by Wagging April 4, 2015
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Wagging is slang for cutting school etc
oh no ***** and **** are wagging again
wagging by umyeah December 28, 2005
Skipping part or all of a day at school.
Often to go smoke or do drugs.
Usually punished quite heavily by schools e.g 2 after school detentions for every period wagged.
"How'd ya get so many dets?"
"For wagging a whole day!"
wagging by idontwagcozimcool August 11, 2006
When a man already has an erection before sex.
It's always good when it comes out wagging.
Wagging by Jeff Stacey February 23, 2019

wagging her tail 

Last night when i got home, LIsa was laying on the couch wagging her tail.

wagging the brown tail 

The need to defecate, make a doody, make a number two,to poop
Having finished my meal, I turned to my friends and said, I really must be wagging the brown tail.After a meal of that scope I had to wag the brown tail, almost immediately.Ron ran to the bathroom clutching his buttocks-shreiking "I need to wag the brown tail!!!"

wagging the axe 

Something done by Danish people in the privacy of their own home.
If they accidentally happen to look my way as I'm wagging the axe, it's of course a different situation.
wagging the axe by abini May 18, 2010
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