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Moofin is another term for a big girls vagina.
I bet that big girl has got one hot moofin.
Moofin by fuckthathotass69 June 14, 2022

Dick Bag 

a.k.a. utters.
That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.
Dick Bag by fuckthathotass69 January 5, 2022

Ground and pound 

It is what one does to another person when you knock someone down our out while fighting - when they try to get back on there feet and cannot quit running there smart ass mouth. You proceed to ground and pound until they learn a life lesson.
Bill knocked Leroy out while they were fighting last night. Leroy was trying to get up on his feet but kept running his mouth. Billy then proceeded to ground and pound Leroy until he knocked him out again.
Ground and pound by fuckthathotass69 September 16, 2021

Lesbian Pudding

Lesbian pudding is what a lesbian enjoys while she is eating out her juicy wet partner.
i walked in on lisa and beth last night and lisa had her head between beth's legs enjoying some lesbian pudding.

government bull

bulls that the government owned in England, back in the 1800's. the government would take pure breed bulls to small villages thru out the county side to mate with farmers cattle. this was done to improve farmers heard. if this had not been done farmers would have keep breeding the same inferior cattle. basically, all a government bull had to do is screw its whole life- as many cows as it could.
All james does is fuck...almost as much as a government bull.
government bull by fuckthathotass69 September 2, 2019

wagging her tail 

Last night when i got home, LIsa was laying on the couch wagging her tail.

redneck speaker phone 

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.