waffsicle

Waffsicle, a portmanteau of waffle and icicle.

Linda: "Tina, you're missing breakfast. Your frozen waffles are gonna refreeze."
Louise: "Mine is somehow burnt and frozen? It defies science."
Gene: "I love Mom's waffsicles."
Tina: "I'll have to take my waffsicles to go. Dad and I have a meeting. Right, Dad?"

by natalie portmanteaux November 13, 2023