Waltsicle 

The urban legend that Walt Disney had himself cryogenically frozen would lead one to believe that somewhere in the world, an entertainment monger is a popsicle.

Can stand for any celebrity that has myths surrounding them involving cryogenic freezing

Dang mama, i waz ridin' on da haunted mansion and dis scurry scurry frozen man popped out
That's no man, it's a Waltsicle!

Waltsicle by benjininja December 6, 2010

Wapsicle

A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.

Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.

Wapsicle by Karen&KyleKoss September 14, 2020

whatsicle 

That chunk of snow/ice with unknown objects melting in the front yard every spring. Seen in northern climates. Objects may include paper, plastic bags, car parts, and small animals unfortunate to be hit by a car that are then thrown to the side of the road via a snowplow.

Dude, the snow is really melting now. My whatsicle is starting to reveal some really wild stuff from over the winter. I'm pretty sure there's a cat in there.

whatsicle by bob1655 April 4, 2011

Wangsicles 

A slang word for "Testicles"

Damn, that guy punched me in the wangsicles. I think I'm gunna puke.

Wangsicles by ziggymeister October 20, 2009

saltsicle 

A salt popsicle. A device which produces man fat.

She sucks saltsicle, she loves the cock

saltsicle by fashullet February 13, 2008

Wotsicles 

The orange powdery residue left on ones fingers after eating Wotsits, the British alternative to the popular American snack “Cheetos”

Friend 1: “Oh bloody hell, I’ve just gotten Wotsicles all over my phone”
Friend 2: “Hah, what a mong.”

Wotsicles by O’ Wise one March 23, 2023

waffsicle 

Waffsicle, a portmanteau of waffle and icicle.

Linda: "Tina, you're missing breakfast. Your frozen waffles are gonna refreeze."
Louise: "Mine is somehow burnt and frozen? It defies science."
Gene: "I love Mom's waffsicles."
Tina: "I'll have to take my waffsicles to go. Dad and I have a meeting. Right, Dad?"

waffsicle by natalie portmanteaux November 13, 2023