Waddles 

A round girl. Often masturbates with a vibrating razor. Sucks guys off frequently, but does not let them cum.

Has sex with a manager and co-worker at the same time. Sells drugs, most commonly prescription.

Has trouble adjusting to college 15 minutes down the road.

"Wow look at Waddles. She sure has grown exponentially."

Girl: Hey! Wanna buy some adohral?
Boy: No Waddles. Go away.

Fucking waddles. What a cunt. Huge.

Waddles by People Who Hate Waddles December 22, 2010

waddles 

Uber Huge Black Guy

Damn, that guy is mostdef a Waddles.

waddles by Rudd00 January 10, 2009

Waddles 

-noun
1. Any person or persons who take it up the butt every night. (Usually they waddle when they walk)

ex.
"I heard Zach likes to take it up the butt.
Hahaha waddles"

Waddles by Annonymous123241234 June 1, 2011

Waddles 

Absolute narco who splashes money on several e girls in the hope that they will show him a bit of skin. He's in a group of the 4 most retarded individuals you will ever witness in your lifetime. He has plenty of secrets & a fucking huge EGO. His cock does not compare to his massive ego and his streams well he doesnt stream. There's no one more stinkier, more WeirdChamp than waddles. He is a one of a kind virgin who absolutely loves women to the point it scares them. Some say his hair is like a paint brush others say his hair is just shit. A real communist at heart, faze blaze stan & a full on paki

Omg look its waddles, the one from the bozo cast. WeirdChamp

Waddles by FatGingerTallGuy August 5, 2019

Wally Waddles

A very large girl that plays hockey. Waddles like a duck. Doesn't move fast.

Girl from UN hockey team.

Wally Waddles by Doodles November 21, 2004

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017