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waffletime 

a guy who started his youtube content creation journey by making videos about 2D minecraft, and never looked back afterwards. to be fair, it's pretty quality content, and he makes fun of frats while being in college (the balls on the guy are admirable).

hates a certain mechanical monstrosity, though. mention its name and he'll bonk you like a red sox baseball player hitting a home run.
guy 1: "hey yeah so i was watching waffletime last night, he's pretty good, have you seen him"
guy 2: "isn't that the guy who makes conspiracy jokes whenever he enters terraria's jungle temple"
guy 1: "yea"
waffletime by syntaxia May 3, 2022
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WaffleTime 

A YouTuber well known for his Terraria challenge videos and his extremely vulgar humor.
WaffleTime is my favorite YouTuber.

“Our favorite leafy milf, Plantera.”
“EPIC HELLSTONE MOWING SESSION”
“Try to reforge ONE item with the Goblin Tinkerer and tell me he has a dick and balls.”
“We try to tell the Queen Pee that urine fetishes are unsanitary and quite frankly disgusting.”

Waffle time 

When something epic is happening and it deserve a celebration... Or two, maybe even three
Uncultured Person: Bro I'm hungry
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?

Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.

Uncultured Person: Waffle time?

Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)
Waffle time by Nugs92 December 12, 2019

Waffleities 

Waffleities A cat who is a greek philospher cat who is a know it all. Usually a tuxedo cat.
Waffleities demanded dinner.
Waffleities by charlottepet May 6, 2022

Waffle Time 

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock
p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true
Waffle Time by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021

wafflejimjam 

An ancient game, only still performed by those of high society. Whereby, the initiator partially exposes his genitals in a subtle gesture and challenges a fellow colleague to determine whether the exposed skin is of a penile or testicular nature, all while announcing "wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?" After which the colleague is forced to respond.
Bradley: *unzips fly* Wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?

Peter: That's gotta be cock for sure...

Bradley: Haha! Wrong again!

Peter: I never knew you waxed?
wafflejimjam by The phantom tanner November 25, 2013

Waffle Time 

The time period of 2 am- 3 am where it is mandatory to enjoy a waffle of any kind. No cheating. Pancakes and crepes is the pussy option
Kyle- "What time is it?"
Evan- "waffle time!"
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