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The result of making an omelette in a waffle maker. The omelette then resembles the shape of a waffle.
Janet: hey you want a wafflette?

Karen: umm yes of course

Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)

4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle

Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted

Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)
Wafflette by Ohfuckthat11 January 23, 2018
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WaffleTastik 

🔥 A FANTASTIK way to describe how AMAZING WAFFLES are.. WaffleTastik
🔥 As I bite into this warm, melted buttery, maple syrupy waffle..it taste WaffleTastik!
WaffleTastik by ClassicRonnie December 3, 2019

Warlette 

This is a small undeclared, sustained combat action aka police action.
I was in SpecOps in a Central American warlette.
Warlette by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

wafflestomp 

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.
wafflestomp by Miles M. November 10, 2006

waffletastic

Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.
A- Hey, have you ever wondered where the universe came from?
B- No, waffletastic made it.
waffletastic by waffleslolol August 21, 2013

wafflestomping 

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.
I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010

waffleheart 

Handmade and perfectly baked.
Virtually unbreakable but also perfect in taste, experience and all that is good
Also known as "<#"
Person 1: You're cute <3
Person 2: No you <#
Person 1: Awwww, a waffleheart.
waffleheart by doomofmankind September 17, 2013
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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