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The result of making an omelette in a waffle maker. The omelette then resembles the shape of a waffle.
Janet: hey you want a wafflette?

Karen: umm yes of course

Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)

4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle

Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted

Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)
Wafflette by Ohfuckthat11 January 23, 2018
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WaffleTastik 

🔥 A FANTASTIK way to describe how AMAZING WAFFLES are.. WaffleTastik
🔥 As I bite into this warm, melted buttery, maple syrupy waffle..it taste WaffleTastik!
WaffleTastik by ClassicRonnie December 3, 2019

Warlette 

This is a small undeclared, sustained combat action aka police action.
I was in SpecOps in a Central American warlette.
Warlette by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

wafflestomp 

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.
wafflestomp by Miles M. November 10, 2006

waffletastic

Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.
A- Hey, have you ever wondered where the universe came from?
B- No, waffletastic made it.
waffletastic by waffleslolol August 21, 2013

wafflestomping 

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010

waffleheart 

Handmade and perfectly baked.
Virtually unbreakable but also perfect in taste, experience and all that is good
Also known as "<#"
Person 1: You're cute <3
Person 2: No you <#
Person 1: Awwww, a waffleheart.
waffleheart by doomofmankind September 17, 2013