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waffle stompers 

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.
"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."
waffle stompers by Shelly Bozdog August 4, 2006
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Waffle Stompers 

A member of a tightly knit group of disc golf friends known for stomping through rough terrain, waffle-patterned shoe prints, and relentless pursuit of birdies.
The Waffle Stompers hit the course at 7 a.m.—coffee in one hand, putter in the other.

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)
A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

The Waffle Stompers 

Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.

Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.
Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?

Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!

waffle stomper 

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

Manhattan Waffle Stomper 

When you're running out of gas pounding your girl and asks you to go harder. You then pull out and give her Arby's Roast Beef flaps a one-two-three combo consisting of a punch, slap, and kick
Jessica: OMG Brittany, you look worn out today, what happened?

Brittany: Zach hit me with the Manhattan Waffle Stomper last night and fucked me up

Waffle stomper 

The action of pooping in the shower and stomping it down a waffle shaped drain.
Ew, don’t be a waffle stomper.
Waffle stomper by Fiona Rein March 22, 2019
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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