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Waffle Stompers 

A member of a tightly knit group of disc golf friends known for stomping through rough terrain, waffle-patterned shoe prints, and relentless pursuit of birdies.
The Waffle Stompers hit the course at 7 a.m.—coffee in one hand, putter in the other.

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)
A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

The Waffle Stompers 

Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.

Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.
Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?

Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!

waffle stomper 

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

Manhattan Waffle Stomper 

When you're running out of gas pounding your girl and asks you to go harder. You then pull out and give her Arby's Roast Beef flaps a one-two-three combo consisting of a punch, slap, and kick
Jessica: OMG Brittany, you look worn out today, what happened?

Brittany: Zach hit me with the Manhattan Waffle Stomper last night and fucked me up

Waffle stomper 

The action of pooping in the shower and stomping it down a waffle shaped drain.
Ew, don’t be a waffle stomper.
Waffle stomper by Fiona Rein March 22, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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