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Raven Walton 

A Scammer, A Liar, A Fraud, A Messy Bitch That Lives For Drama, Will Do Anything For That Dollar!
I Raven Walton my way through a check and i don't look back when it's gone

wantonahoe bay 

craving the pussy; sexually enthralled
I was digging that chick in the bikini so hard that she took me straight to wantonahoe bay

I'm fitting to get wet on wantonahoe bay
wantonahoe bay by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010

Spooky Walton

A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:

-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.

The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"

"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."

"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
Spooky Walton by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK November 26, 2014

Walton High School

One of the top schools in the state of Georgia both in sports and academics. It is inhabited mostly by retarded children with obscenely wealthy parents. The students usually have a sense of entitlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of grass. The Asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. The school is divided up into a number of groups of people. Namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. Walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.

The average valedictorian at Walton will have a GPA of around 4.775, while the lower end of the class usually hits around 1.7. The School's valedictorian has been an Asian for many years.

Walton's facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 Advanced Placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). The school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.
Senior: I can't believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!

Typical student at Walton High School
Parent: I hope you enjoy school today honey. Drive safe in your brand new Bugatti Veyron.
Student: I HATE YOU! I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Parent: Okay dear, have fun.

Matilda Walton 

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.
Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice

A grant-walton 

When one gets so drunk that they have to go to hospital
Oh shit, she pulled a grant-walton
A grant-walton by Solais February 3, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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