wackling 

a freckle jumping on a turtle

I was at my friends house and all the sudden his freckle starting wackling his turtle

wackling by TimmyCat July 9, 2012

Wankling 

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

Wankling by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

Weed Wacking 

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

Weed Wacking by Camel45 December 15, 2012

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Jabber-Wickling 

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.

Jabber-Wickling by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

Wankling 

A young wanker.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

Wankling by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

wacking off by Alexanderia October 27, 2006