waamm

A loose, satirical organization of men dissatisfied with the way men are portrayed in television and cinema.

Non waamm approved Commercials -
Allstate commercials always portray the white male as the buffoon. Progressive insurance is guilty as well.

Television-
Homer Simpson
Modern family
Peter griffin

Movies-
Maleficent

by Pdh32 September 11, 2014

No whammy

A phrase chanted to give a player luck when playing games of chance, like when rolling dice. Comes from the 80's game show Press Your Luck, in which unlucky timing could give the player a Whammy, which would lose them all their money.

"Big money big money no whammy no whammy...yes!"

by ThisIsMyRealName June 17, 2013

Whammage

A game developed in the early 2000's in Sheffield, England that involves a foam baseball bat and a sofa. The idea of the game is to jump into the sofa with the baseball bat and make the loudest noise possible whilst still in the air. The strike on the sofa must be completed before any part of the body touches the sofa. The winner is the competitor who produces the loudest noise

The name of the game originated from 'whamming' the sofa with the foam bat

Fancy a game of Whammage?

Sure. Hope we don't wake anyone up!!

by Klaus Hergescheimer June 2, 2010

Wammie!

A word describing a great hit of some kind. Can be used in almost any circumstance. Exclamation point always necessary.

Jeremiah: *punches Todd in the face

Todd: ..

Jeremiah: "Wammie!"

by mitchietorrez August 7, 2017

Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.

Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.

by Martin Beck June 8, 2007

Kirk Wahmmett

Kirk Wahmmett is the lead guitarist of Metallica and is known for not hitting the right notes and abusing his wah pedal during solos.

Kirk Hammett more like Kirk Wahmmett amiright?

by bitchnigger69 June 11, 2018

Wammie

A parent, or group of parents who want to control the direction of a youth sports team but not volunteer their time.

Did you hear that parent complaining at the game? What a Wammie!!

by D. E. Sanchez November 29, 2014