Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.

Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.

Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007

waambulance

What you call when someone is being a bitch.

Hello? Whine one one? I'd like to call a waambulance.

waambulance by assninja4827 September 23, 2009

Waambulance

something you say to your friends when they need to suck it up and take it like a man.

friend: Dude, I just got hit by a car, I cant move my legs!

you: Awwww, do I need to call a fucking waambulance bro?

Waambulance by germanbwa January 28, 2009

waaaambulance 

A derisive word used on someone who is whining too much.

Are you okay, wittle pwecious? Did I hurt your feelings? Better call the waaaambulance!

waaaambulance by rant July 23, 2004

Waahmbulance 

The hypothetical vehicle that's called for someone who is whining, usually in a self-absorbed and/or annoying way.

"I hate myself, and that person said mean things to me, and my milk got spilled, and my cake fell."
"Ugh, someone call the waahmbulance!"

Waahmbulance by A. Noni Moose June 24, 2005

whambulance 

The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

"Somebody call the whambulance, Stacy broke a nail."

whambulance by FiYoG October 10, 2004

wambulance

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."

wambulance by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005