A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

What you call when someone is being a bitch.

something you say to your friends when they need to suck it up and take it like a man.