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a slang way of greeting other people. usually used among english people, chavs, gangsters, you get the idea. a short way of saying "whats happening". usually used in areas like east london, slough, and many schools around england.
Some Geezer: Waam
Some Other Geezer: You Alright?
Some Geezer: Yeah Im Cool
Some Other Geezer: Safe
waam by sakib January 24, 2008
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waam is the same as Wagwan, and wagwan is what's going on shortened
waam by Swizzy01 December 16, 2008
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waam • Waambulance • Waamf • waamm • waamna • waa mate
A greeting originating from Woking, Surrey. A combination of 'Wagwan' and 'Salam' (which is a shortened version of 'As-salamu alaykum'), simply combining Patois and Arabic.
Akhi 1: "Waam"
Akhi 2: "Waam"
*shake hands*
Waam by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022
A common phrase used as a greeting between roadmen from 57 st helens.
Pvk "waam"
Unq"waam my G"
Vshk "dribble dribble dribble..."
Hsk "waam, y u so fick"
Waam by Mandemhr December 29, 2018

Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.
Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.
Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007

waambulance

What you call when someone is being a bitch.
Hello? Whine one one? I'd like to call a waambulance.
waambulance by assninja4827 September 23, 2009
A loose, satirical organization of men dissatisfied with the way men are portrayed in television and cinema.
Non waamm approved Commercials -
Allstate commercials always portray the white male as the buffoon. Progressive insurance is guilty as well.

Television-
Homer Simpson
Modern family
Peter griffin

Movies-
Maleficent
waamm by Pdh32 September 11, 2014
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