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A response given by panicked self-diagnosed idiots in fear of being sent to a mental facility, or possibly a rehabilitation center. Often used to question a sane person's decisions.
"You're going to Pabna for molesting your cousin you schizo son of a fuck!"
"Waaai? Waaai are you doing all this man?"
waaai by Abu Sakif April 1, 2017
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waaaambulance 

A derisive word used on someone who is whining too much.
Are you okay, wittle pwecious? Did I hurt your feelings? Better call the waaaambulance!
waaaambulance by rant July 23, 2004
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

your baby brother is crying nonstop.
and very loudly
1: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
2: wtf are you doing
Way - exaggerating how large the way is-waaay
That is waaay too big to fit in the house!
Waaay by 02 Editor September 5, 2018
Waaagh! is the psychic field that Orks in Warhammer 40k produce. The psychic energy produced in the Waaagh! is the main reason that Ork technology even functions, as without it, most of their weapons and vehicles would be unable to work. The Orks also use it as a battlecry.

The word is always spelled with at least three As, though more are used when expressing an especially long or excited battlecry.
'Ey Boyz, we gotz da Waaagh! on our side, we ain't losin' ta no humies.
WAAAGH! by Shralla July 17, 2007

waaaaaambulance

Term used when someone is bitching too much and you are just sick and tired of hearing their nonsense.
Sally says: Oh my god someone stepped on my totally new sneakers and then my nails broke, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!!!

You say: Want me to call the waaaaaambulance ?
waaaaaambulance by Caged *AkA* Tim September 25, 2007
Prounounced: Wahhhhh!

Much more complicated than it appears at first, Waaagh has multiple meanings for the greenskins of the warhammer universe.

1. It is the noun used to describe a warband of greenskins, the bigger the WAAAGH!, the more fiercely the greenskins fight.

2. WAAAGH! is also the description of the orcs spirituality and will to fight. When an orc (also spelled ork) possesses more WAAAGH! then his fellows he is usually bigger and stronger, or in the case of the goblins, more clever and agile, then the other greenskins. In any given WAAAGH! (Warband), the greenskin with the most WAAAGH! (Power) is declared Da Big Boss, and the other greenskins will follow him until he dies in combat, or is killed by a greenskin with more WAAAGH! than him.

The term WAAAGH! is always capitalized, must contain at least three A's, but can have as many as the user wishes, and is always followed by at least one exclamation point.
Da Big Boss, he's got da most WAAAGH! outta any orc I've eva seen.
WAAAGH! by Jera February 28, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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