vulcanise

Art of fingering a girl where you position your hand like a Vulcan salute and slide two fingers into her pussy and two fingers into her arsehole

Had a great night last night....took this treacle back to my hotel room and vulcanised her

by Buzzinator January 26, 2017

Vulcanizer

To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 2 into the anus (rather than just 1, like the shocker). "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink". This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion.

The Vulcan neck pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcanizer, but much cleaner

by Capt'n Kirk July 24, 2009

vulcanize

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.

Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.

by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009

Volcanism

The act of being a volcano.

1.) Patrick practices volcanism.

2.) Patrick is a volcanist

by hamalolololol October 20, 2009

Vulcanic shit

When you eat spicy food (mainly), and the next day you use the restroom, you get vulcanic shit (feels like molten lava).

I went to the seafood restaurant the other day, and the next day I got Vulcanic shit.

Fckin love spicy food! ♥......but hate fucking flaming diarrhea FML LOOOOOOOL

by DYSK December 17, 2011

Anus Vulcanus

Anus Vulcanus = Er Diarè ( in norwagian)

hm........... omg? vet ikka åssen jeg skal skrive det!

by MinTeD December 6, 2003

vulcanize

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.

homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that

by kahda July 19, 2004