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Vulcanizer 

To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 2 into the anus (rather than just 1, like the shocker). "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink". This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion.
The Vulcan neck pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcanizer, but much cleaner
Vulcanizer by Capt'n Kirk July 24, 2009

vulcanize 

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.
Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.
vulcanize by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009

Volcanism 

The act of being a volcano.
1.) Patrick practices volcanism.

2.) Patrick is a volcanist
Volcanism by hamalolololol October 20, 2009

Vulcanic shit 

When you eat spicy food (mainly), and the next day you use the restroom, you get vulcanic shit (feels like molten lava).
I went to the seafood restaurant the other day, and the next day I got Vulcanic shit.

Fckin love spicy food! ♥......but hate fucking flaming diarrhea FML LOOOOOOOL
Vulcanic shit by DYSK December 17, 2011

Anus Vulcanus

Anus Vulcanus = Er Diarè ( in norwagian)
hm........... omg? vet ikka åssen jeg skal skrive det!
Anus Vulcanus by MinTeD December 6, 2003

vulcanize 

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.
homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that
vulcanize by kahda July 19, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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