An unpleasant occurrence in which the derriere of an individual begins to evacuate furious amounts of fecal matter, at which point it becomes known as a "vulcanus"
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Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.
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That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.
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"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"
After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"
After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
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The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.
It’s also how Mauritius was formed.
The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.
It’s also how Mauritius was formed.
Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.
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