Vulcanus
An unpleasant occurrence in which the derriere of an individual begins to evacuate furious amounts of fecal matter, at which point it becomes known as a "vulcanus"
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Anus Vulcanus
Anus Vulcanus by MinTeD December 6, 2003
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Anus Volcanus
Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.
Anus Volcanus by poobicus August 21, 2010
Volcanus
A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees
That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.
spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum
spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum
Volcanus by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009
volcanus
Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.
"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"
After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"
After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
volcanus by Professor Poo April 16, 2010
Volcanus
The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in
The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.
It’s also how Mauritius was formed.
The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.
It’s also how Mauritius was formed.
Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.
vulcanise
Art of fingering a girl where you position your hand like a Vulcan salute and slide two fingers into her pussy and two fingers into her arsehole
vulcanise by Buzzinator January 26, 2017
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