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Vulvanator 

A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.
Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.
Vulvanator by tactrash May 13, 2008

vulcanise 

Art of fingering a girl where you position your hand like a Vulcan salute and slide two fingers into her pussy and two fingers into her arsehole
Had a great night last night....took this treacle back to my hotel room and vulcanised her
vulcanise by Buzzinator January 26, 2017

Vulvanicity 

a female to erupt in pleasure when been impaled on a member
richard last night i was banging r lass and she erupted with vulvanicity
Vulvanicity by ginner May 31, 2007

vivanista 

A happy being-alive person.
A lively person that doesn't feel much sad or depress
An all-the-time refreshed person.
- She's just like the blossom flower, I wonder if she ever feels sad, she's Vivanista
- The Vivanista of my life, senorita, you always lighten me up !
vivanista by blakraytsf March 13, 2014

Vulvanater 

Vulvanater: A French Bulldog/ canine Frankenstein with vile vaginal habits. When the dog cleans itself there, you can't hear yourself think over the slurping, belching, slapping, and snorting sounds. It leaves vaginal snot rockets and snail trails on everything (tagging). The record for highest wall shot is currently 4.5 feet. It also likes to practice scribbling (shaking its ass back and forth vigorously). The next Jackson Pollock?

Vulvatron: An English Bull Terrier that will eat anything and everything especially used tampons. It also likes to try to fuck itself with your big toe if your legs are crossed.

Roomba, fart machine, failed science experiment, graffiti artist, tampon taste tester, toe holster- these dogs can transform into many different things. When they meet, it's an epic clash of two monsters going toe to toe but there is hope for peace. When they meet a third lady dog, the lucky Pierre of their dreams, they leave the battlefield for the conga line!
Did you hear Vulvatron and Vulvanater are getting their own Vultron inspired live-action series?

Man, transforming fighting dogs that shoot discharge, that shit is gonna be lit!
a skill where you can say, rap, or sing all the curse words
my friend is a Vulgarist
vulgarist by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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