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Short for Vordul Megallah. One of two brilliant, troubled rappers from the ill-fated Def Jux act Cannibal Ox.

The band's druggy visions of apocalyptic Harlem poverty--influenced by comic books and sci-fi--led white critics circa 2000 to praise them as the next Wu Tang. But they never followed up on the promise of their debut CD, "The Cold Vein."

Vordul reportedly lives and panhandles in Harlem.
Vordul's got the surfboard and he's hollerin, all arch-enemies must die.
Vordul by Willis Davidge February 23, 2010
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ABSOLUTE thicc, mans said okay wide moment. literally the hottest man in the world and that is non negotiable.
me: look at that vordt over there, literally clapping ALL the time

*pov you are vordt's GIGANTIC ass cheeks as he is banging your mom*

Vordeenius 

Vordeenius is a foreign entity, unable to be perceived by the human eye. He will gallop to harvest the souls of the most vulnerable, notably children and/or small animals.
"I await the fortuitous arrival of Vordeenius, for one day this mortal coil will no longer exist, and all that will remain in it's essence is Vordeenius."
Vordeenius by Vrodisius February 2, 2021

Vordification 

The transition into being a vord
The vordification of your mother
Vordification by rawrfiftyone February 26, 2022

vorderman 

A woman whose sex appeal and looks blossom at an age when most women's allure is fading.

Not quite the same as a MILF, because a MILF may well have been known for her attractiveness in her youth or before she had a child.

A vorderman is a woman who was once regarded as average, dowdy, bookish or nerdy, who abruptly turns into Mrs. Robinson type figure for younger men (or women).

Named after British TV presenter, Carol Vorderman.
- Mrs Lorenzo keeps getting hotter every year. What is she? 46 now??!
- She's one fuckable vorderman, alright.
vorderman by NaughtySteph July 9, 2010

Vorderfadge 

noun; a derogatory term for the vaginal regions of Countdown's hostess, Carol Vorderman.
Dude, she's gotta have a vorderfadge!
Vorderfadge by Nathan Wildgoose January 31, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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