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Short for Vordul Megallah. One of two brilliant, troubled rappers from the ill-fated Def Jux act Cannibal Ox.

The band's druggy visions of apocalyptic Harlem poverty--influenced by comic books and sci-fi--led white critics circa 2000 to praise them as the next Wu Tang. But they never followed up on the promise of their debut CD, "The Cold Vein."

Vordul reportedly lives and panhandles in Harlem.
Vordul's got the surfboard and he's hollerin, all arch-enemies must die.
Vordul by Willis Davidge February 23, 2010
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ABSOLUTE thicc, mans said okay wide moment. literally the hottest man in the world and that is non negotiable.
me: look at that vordt over there, literally clapping ALL the time

*pov you are vordt's GIGANTIC ass cheeks as he is banging your mom*

Vordeenius 

Vordeenius is a foreign entity, unable to be perceived by the human eye. He will gallop to harvest the souls of the most vulnerable, notably children and/or small animals.
"I await the fortuitous arrival of Vordeenius, for one day this mortal coil will no longer exist, and all that will remain in it's essence is Vordeenius."
Vordeenius by Vrodisius February 2, 2021

Vordification 

The transition into being a vord
The vordification of your mother
Vordification by rawrfiftyone February 26, 2022

vorderman 

A woman whose sex appeal and looks blossom at an age when most women's allure is fading.

Not quite the same as a MILF, because a MILF may well have been known for her attractiveness in her youth or before she had a child.

A vorderman is a woman who was once regarded as average, dowdy, bookish or nerdy, who abruptly turns into Mrs. Robinson type figure for younger men (or women).

Named after British TV presenter, Carol Vorderman.
- Mrs Lorenzo keeps getting hotter every year. What is she? 46 now??!
- She's one fuckable vorderman, alright.
vorderman by NaughtySteph July 9, 2010

Vorderfadge 

noun; a derogatory term for the vaginal regions of Countdown's hostess, Carol Vorderman.
Dude, she's gotta have a vorderfadge!
Vorderfadge by Nathan Wildgoose January 31, 2008