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vorderman 

A woman whose sex appeal and looks blossom at an age when most women's allure is fading.

Not quite the same as a MILF, because a MILF may well have been known for her attractiveness in her youth or before she had a child.

A vorderman is a woman who was once regarded as average, dowdy, bookish or nerdy, who abruptly turns into Mrs. Robinson type figure for younger men (or women).

Named after British TV presenter, Carol Vorderman.
- Mrs Lorenzo keeps getting hotter every year. What is she? 46 now??!
- She's one fuckable vorderman, alright.
vorderman by NaughtySteph July 9, 2010
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vorderman 

A brainy milf

Origin; Countdown, Ch4, 3.15pm
Hosted by; a right twat
Improved by a sexy boffin by the name of Carol
"That teachers a right horny vorderman."
vorderman by Twizla February 2, 2005

Vorderfadge 

noun; a derogatory term for the vaginal regions of Countdown's hostess, Carol Vorderman.
Dude, she's gotta have a vorderfadge!
Vorderfadge by Nathan Wildgoose January 31, 2008
me
"Oh voerman!"
voerman by Vvvvvvvoerman December 28, 2017

Millerism-Vondermanism 

A friend of mine and myself started taking everyday nouns or verbs and turning them into adjective and strange verbs and or nouns.
Instead of saying "I'm cooking dinner" you say "I'm cookaficating dinner". Also, taking a whole sentence and turning it into one word. Someone asks "What are you doing?", and your answer is "I'm taking out the trash"
turns into a one word answer:
"Trashaficating" or "Garbaging".

Volderminge 

A great and powerful vagina that is trying to take over the world
hey girlfriend, how did you get them free drinks??
oh it wasn't me it was my volderminge
Volderminge by klaxxo September 2, 2024

The Voreman

Apteryx: The Voreman likes vore
The Voreman by The Apteryx September 10, 2020
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