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vongo
noun
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users
Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users
Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. The american people got vongoed by prewar intelligence.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
vongo by marie milfort June 26, 2007
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VonToocut
Von too cut is YouTuber from North Carolina who posts Spiritual sometimes workout videos, he is also real as fuck
That nigga vontoocut put me on
VonToocut by therealrealsUng0d January 21, 2021
vonz
An extremely sexy, smart, sassy individual. A person who overflows with "sexyness". A funkii munkey to say the least
Oh! your such a vonz~ *gigglez
vonz by Dr. Mark Dyevsky April 30, 2003
Vonfomms
It is another word for condoms when someone has repeatedly been shown advertisements of condoms on social media and has grown to be annoyed by the repetition of those particular ads.
Person 1: “I keep getting ads for condoms and I never even looked that up.”
Person 2: “Same here dude”.
Person 1: “You don’t even need vonfomms!”
Person 2: “Same here dude”.
Person 1: “You don’t even need vonfomms!”
Vonfomms by AnarchoDyke March 25, 2020
Vinzo
1.The two greatest people you will ever have the pleasure of knowing.
2.The complete, incomparable avatar of hexcellence.
3.Soul mates and perfect complements, absolute and divine.
4.The collective body consisting of Linzo and Vinny.
5.The purest, most beautiful form of friendship known to man.
2.The complete, incomparable avatar of hexcellence.
3.Soul mates and perfect complements, absolute and divine.
4.The collective body consisting of Linzo and Vinny.
5.The purest, most beautiful form of friendship known to man.
1.Upon meeting Vinzo, the man went into a state of shock upon seeing something so incredibly wonderfizzle.
2.That is so amazing, it is akin to Vinzo.
3.The young couple was the picture of Vinzo.
4.Vinzo is under no circumstances to be confused with Linny.
5.The angels wept happily when they saw Vinzo, for it was the complete peace and love they had been waiting for all eternity to blossom.
2.That is so amazing, it is akin to Vinzo.
3.The young couple was the picture of Vinzo.
4.Vinzo is under no circumstances to be confused with Linny.
5.The angels wept happily when they saw Vinzo, for it was the complete peace and love they had been waiting for all eternity to blossom.
Vinzo by Gypsy the Magnificent January 28, 2005
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Usage:
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