vonzo
1: A sexy centipede that has a metal blade-shaped dick, that is in Isles of Caelum.
2: A person who's Vonzin.
2: A person who's Vonzin.
Words you can keep
vongo
noun
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users
Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users
Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. The american people got vongoed by prewar intelligence.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
vongo by marie milfort June 26, 2007
Related Words
VonToocut
Von too cut is YouTuber from North Carolina who posts Spiritual sometimes workout videos, he is also real as fuck
VonToocut by therealrealsUng0d January 21, 2021
vonz
An extremely sexy, smart, sassy individual. A person who overflows with "sexyness". A funkii munkey to say the least
Oh! your such a vonz~ *gigglez
vonz by Dr. Mark Dyevsky April 30, 2003
Vonfomms
It is another word for condoms when someone has repeatedly been shown advertisements of condoms on social media and has grown to be annoyed by the repetition of those particular ads.
Person 1: “I keep getting ads for condoms and I never even looked that up.”
Person 2: “Same here dude”.
Person 1: “You don’t even need vonfomms!”
Person 2: “Same here dude”.
Person 1: “You don’t even need vonfomms!”
Vonfomms by AnarchoDyke March 25, 2020
Vinzo
1.The two greatest people you will ever have the pleasure of knowing.
2.The complete, incomparable avatar of hexcellence.
3.Soul mates and perfect complements, absolute and divine.
4.The collective body consisting of Linzo and Vinny.
5.The purest, most beautiful form of friendship known to man.
2.The complete, incomparable avatar of hexcellence.
3.Soul mates and perfect complements, absolute and divine.
4.The collective body consisting of Linzo and Vinny.
5.The purest, most beautiful form of friendship known to man.
1.Upon meeting Vinzo, the man went into a state of shock upon seeing something so incredibly wonderfizzle.
2.That is so amazing, it is akin to Vinzo.
3.The young couple was the picture of Vinzo.
4.Vinzo is under no circumstances to be confused with Linny.
5.The angels wept happily when they saw Vinzo, for it was the complete peace and love they had been waiting for all eternity to blossom.
2.That is so amazing, it is akin to Vinzo.
3.The young couple was the picture of Vinzo.
4.Vinzo is under no circumstances to be confused with Linny.
5.The angels wept happily when they saw Vinzo, for it was the complete peace and love they had been waiting for all eternity to blossom.
Vinzo by Gypsy the Magnificent January 28, 2005
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!