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A truly hairy motherfucker who enjoys spending long times in saunas or steam rooms. He enjoys the company of large penis to suck on at night. Also, one who enjoys burning things such as socks and leaves. His sister loves Kyle Bucknut.
The kid across the street that you've never actually met, but you've seen jacking off in the window.
vondo by bob February 6, 2005
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Misspelling of the word bondhu (bondhu means friend).
I want to be your vondo.
vondo by Ememento September 5, 2024

Onika Voodoo 

Onika voodoo is when a person puts negative energy towards Onika Tanya Maraj aka Nicki Minaj, in any way, and karma takes that individual and bites them when they least expect it.
Cardi B put Nicki down again. Nicki is going to drag her on Queen Radio. That’s how Onika Voodoo works!
Onika Voodoo by welovenickiminaj October 9, 2018

voodoo economics 

Ronald Alzheimer Reagan's "supply-side economics"
The only recorded instance of a true statement made by a member of the Bush dynasty was in 1980, when George H.W. Bush attacked Reagan's snake-oil economic disaster in the making by calling it "voodoo economics." He later ate those words when he became vice-president, began kissing up to reactionaries, and discovered how lucrative deregulation of the S&L's was to embezzlers like his sons Neil and Jeb.
voodoo economics by Jerry Miller April 20, 2007

Voodoo Man 

The alter ego of Brockhampton member, Merlyn Wood. Merlyn first used this term in the song ‘NEW ORLEANS’.
Kevin abstract: i am gay

Merlyn wood (voodoo man): MERLYN!
Voodoo Man by Anal thrasher 69 September 23, 2018

voodoo economics 

A return to voodoo economics will not fix the problems.

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.
"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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