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noun
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users

Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. The american people got vongoed by prewar intelligence.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
vongo by marie milfort June 26, 2007
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Vongo

The worst movie download site on the net.
Don’t let them into your account and don’t trust them.
They have hardly no movies and what they do have is old
Their moves have expiration dates and it takes a long time to download the movies.

go to google and look up vongo sucks and you will find may people who agree.

VONGO SUCKS ASS!!!

Vongo sucks

example: take your money out of you purse and throw it in the air. it would give your more entertainment value
vongo by AnitChrist January 26, 2007
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Vongai is a Shona name from Zimbabwe. It basically means to be thankful always. It's usually a name given to girls and the normally are graceful, humble and beautiful ladies with grateful souls. Vongai is always cheerful always seeing the best in every situation and is a woman if strong faith.
"That girl is such a Vongai, she is ever graceful & cheerful."
vongai by Brwnchocchick August 25, 2017
An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
Vango by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021

VonToocut 

Von too cut is YouTuber from North Carolina who posts Spiritual sometimes workout videos, he is also real as fuck
That nigga vontoocut put me on
VonToocut by therealrealsUng0d January 21, 2021

Volgograd 

The current name for the city of Stalingrad. it was renamed in 1961 after the river Volga, which runs through it. Nikita Khrushchev renamed it as part of his "de-stalinization" of the USSR.
The great city of Stalingrad was renamed Volgograd.
Volgograd by DUH_13 June 16, 2010

pino vingo 

Fat chimp; also known as the walking chode
That pino vingo is such a chimp
pino vingo by GCast July 2, 2014
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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