Vonvon 

A fat grotesque double chinned troll who try's to be the ruler of all social media. Floats about sticking her fat nose into people's business and has a word for everything until she's proven wrong.

That Vonvon is back at it again thinking she's all high and mighty on Facebook and Twitter. The fat bint needs bringing down a peg or two

Vonvon by Thehiddenwonderwall August 3, 2017

Volvonium 

The hardest metal known to man, which Volvos are made of.

Volvos are actually harder than diamonds.

They're made out of a material called

Volvonium, mined in the mountains of Sweden by

hard-working Nordic Gnomes. After the material

is melted by launching it into the sun via

herring-powered rocket, the molten Volvonium is

allowed to cool slightly, and is then beaten

into shape by Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor.

Volvonium by philzilla August 14, 2011

Volvonium 

The material which Volvos are made of. It's one of the strongest known materials on earth.

An 18 wheeler swerved on the wrong side of the highway, causing a head on collision with a Volvo. The driver of the 18 wheeler died, but the people inside the Volvo were safe because of their Volvonium shield.

Volvonium by David_Davidson October 24, 2008

von von 

Hope hope

von von means hope hope

von von by phat yoda March 5, 2019

voxvonyolo

An insult in zambian language usually referred to fools.

What's wrong with voxvonyolo!?

voxvonyolo by Jonny M. December 31, 2021

VONBON 

Is another way of saying' "Pretty Much".

"I pretty much run this place." Or you can say, "I am the Vonbon."

VONBON by AFNEWS October 13, 2008

volvonated

To have multiple lights out on one's car at a given point in time.

First my left headlight burned out, then my right brake light. Man, I was volvonated.

volvonated by netteach March 14, 2003