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Hot Female: I wish Vonz would F..k me already!
Vonz by ZiggyOne November 23, 2021
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_Vonz_ feels blessed when Franczak is online! <3
_Vonz_'s day is always better when Franczak is around to the point that he feels blessed! <3
_Vonz_ by Franczak January 8, 2023
Vonzell is usually the quiet girl that no one usually expects a lot from, but once you get a taste of her personality, you are left wanting more. She's a cute, loveable, supportive friend but isn't afraid to keep it real with you. She will tell you anything striaght up as it is and that's what makes her a keeper in your life. Never forsake her kindness to be a weakness. Even though she is a very good friend/ lover she knows her worth and will not tolerate any less than what she deserves. Watch her mood swings though and always remember that her silence, cuts deeper than a knife.
Boy 1: "Damn, Vonzell's a bit moody today bro"
Boy 2: "Be careful bro, when she's silent she's deadly"

Boy 1 : Dude I think I love this girl, I can't let her go
Boy 2 : Yea don't let her go she's such a Vonzell
Vonzell by therealest_ February 2, 2021
The cute, adorable girl who came in third place on the 4th season of American Idol. She's also known as "Baby V", "Lady V", "Vonz", and "Miyanda". She was known for her cheery personality, ambitious song choice, and powerful vocals.

"Vonzell Should have won American idol"
"Vonzell Baby V Solomon is off the hook"
Vonzell by babyvfan April 24, 2006

Vonzombies

The people who randomly wander around Vons grocery stores and parklots aimlessly, not seeming to have any goals or aspirations other than to be in your way.
"I just wanted to quickly jump into the store and buy a bottle of wine for the party I was late for, but it ended up taking THIRTY minutes due to the dodging and weaving I had to do to get through the obstacle course of vonzombies.
Vonzombies by guava c April 18, 2010

VonZipper 

When a woman's parter takes her clitorus with their fingers and pulls it up and down like a zipper
Jimmy grabbed Salley's clit and pulled it up and down like a zipper, this is why its called a VonZipper
VonZipper by spamcritic December 9, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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