Vonzombies

The people who randomly wander around Vons grocery stores and parklots aimlessly, not seeming to have any goals or aspirations other than to be in your way.

"I just wanted to quickly jump into the store and buy a bottle of wine for the party I was late for, but it ended up taking THIRTY minutes due to the dodging and weaving I had to do to get through the obstacle course of vonzombies.

Vonzombies by guava c April 18, 2010

vZombies 

The long awaited, ultra-cool term to once and for all end the strife between hardcore zombie fanatics over the common misconception of zombies in our popular culture. vZombies are virally infected humans know for their hyper-adrenal state which manifests itself in super human strength, speed, and endurance. vZombies are not to be confused with traditional Zombies, the Undead, who's strength lies in it's numbers. Zombies must be shot in the head to be "killed".

Dude 1: Dude! What did you think about "Zombieland"?

Dude 2: It totally rocked! Woody Harrelson was a total badass, but I had to turn of my bitch meter.

Dude 3: Bitch meter?

Dude 2: Yeah, because technically they weren't zombies...they were people infected with a virus.

Dude 1: You mean they were the infected?

Dude 3: No, infected is too lame. We need to come up with a much more kick ass term.

Dude 2: What about vZombies? Like viral zombies?

Dude 1 and 3 (in unison): Yeah, vZombies!!!

vZombies by vZombieKiller October 6, 2009