vonno
vonno by amos haterzcx February 5, 2018
vongo
noun
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users
Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users
Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. The american people got vongoed by prewar intelligence.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
vongo by marie milfort June 26, 2007
VonToocut
Von too cut is YouTuber from North Carolina who posts Spiritual sometimes workout videos, he is also real as fuck
That nigga vontoocut put me on
VonToocut by therealrealsUng0d January 21, 2021
Vonn Trapp
Vonn Trapp is living an overly opulent lifestyle, typically beyond your financial means.
This lifestyle includes drinking copious amounts of alcohol, with a cavalier, 'i-don't-give-a-fuck' attitude. But being Vonn Trapp is about being a classy-as-fuck drunk as well, and simply being the life of the party!
To be Vonn Trapp, you must be classy, fun loving, be respectful, and ruthlessly protective of your mates at all times.
Think Ron Burgundy and Barney Stinson's lovechild... that is what it is to be truly Vonn Trapp.
This lifestyle includes drinking copious amounts of alcohol, with a cavalier, 'i-don't-give-a-fuck' attitude. But being Vonn Trapp is about being a classy-as-fuck drunk as well, and simply being the life of the party!
To be Vonn Trapp, you must be classy, fun loving, be respectful, and ruthlessly protective of your mates at all times.
Think Ron Burgundy and Barney Stinson's lovechild... that is what it is to be truly Vonn Trapp.
Where the hell did you disappear to last night man!? Dude, I got totally Vonn Trapped, and woke up on the beach, it was epic!
Vonn Trapp by DerickkVonnTrapp July 29, 2012
vonnegutesque
Being of a similar writing style, mind-set , weirdness, or personality as that of Kurt Vonnegut or one of his books. (Can also mean anything that f*cks with your mind!)
The Truman Show was positively Vonnegutesque.
vonnegutesque by Bridget Jones March 5, 2004
Vonnegut Rocket
Vonnegut Rocket by E.Danger October 19, 2007