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voig

a person who changes lyrics to what they think they hear.
voigs interpretation:
sittin sideways, voids in a daytons
-paul wall

normally:
sittin sideways, boyz in a daze.
-paul wall
by mz. ruka August 7, 2005
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Voigtmannesque

{adj.}
1. the love for indulging in the olfactory sensation of ones own flatulence.
2. having a dick in your face.
3. inadequatly heightened sense of acomplishment after defecation in combination with sexual pleasure while expelling an unusually large and hardened turd.
Jack: "hey, what's that in my face?"
John: "that, son, is my cock."
innocent bystander: "this shit is voigtmannesque, dude."
by dopeyMcGuire October 6, 2012
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dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013
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Jon Voight

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.
Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?
by Snabelj August 12, 2006
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Voight-Kampff machine

A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

See: Turing Test, Replicant.
"The Voight-Kampff test proved conclusively that he was a replicant."
by Renee February 25, 2004
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Voigt

That act of sexually seducing thousands of minors (typically female) into a cave in Wisconsin.
Dude, did you hear about all the kids in the cave in Wisconsin?
Yeah, that sicko pulled a Voigt! Weren’t they eating each other?
I think.
by BLACKHAWK339826 March 18, 2021
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Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.
You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp
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