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An internet sensation created by children living in or near potato fields. This sensation is thought to corrupt the minds of small children, and may strike awkwardness into teenagers. To Voigt is thought to creep on somebody.
Hey man, what are you doing friday?
I think I'm gonna voigt on the kid on the block
Voigt by teh lmfao January 11, 2011
Related Words
man, that bitch is a voigt.
voigt by avery May 15, 2004

Voigt-Simp 

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.
You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

Jacob Voigt 

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.
Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena

Voigtmannesque 

{adj.}
1. the love for indulging in the olfactory sensation of ones own flatulence.
2. having a dick in your face.
3. inadequatly heightened sense of acomplishment after defecation in combination with sexual pleasure while expelling an unusually large and hardened turd.
Jack: "hey, what's that in my face?"
John: "that, son, is my cock."
innocent bystander: "this shit is voigtmannesque, dude."
Voigtmannesque by dopeyMcGuire October 6, 2012

dirty jon voight 

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
dirty jon voight by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013
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