Voigt

That act of sexually seducing thousands of minors (typically female) into a cave in Wisconsin.

Dude, did you hear about all the kids in the cave in Wisconsin?
Yeah, that sicko pulled a Voigt! Weren’t they eating each other?
I think.

by BLACKHAWK339826 March 18, 2021

Voigt

An internet sensation created by children living in or near potato fields. This sensation is thought to corrupt the minds of small children, and may strike awkwardness into teenagers. To Voigt is thought to creep on somebody.

Hey man, what are you doing friday?
I think I'm gonna voigt on the kid on the block

by teh lmfao January 11, 2011

voigt

a person with ugly feet.

man, that bitch is a voigt.

by avery May 15, 2004

Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.

You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

by Enrique Emmanuel Alvaréz May 26, 2020

Jacob Voigt

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.

Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena

by Agahvsgayshshsh July 6, 2020

Voigtmannesque

{adj.}
1. the love for indulging in the olfactory sensation of ones own flatulence.
2. having a dick in your face.
3. inadequatly heightened sense of acomplishment after defecation in combination with sexual pleasure while expelling an unusually large and hardened turd.

Jack: "hey, what's that in my face?"
John: "that, son, is my cock."
innocent bystander: "this shit is voigtmannesque, dude."

by dopeyMcGuire October 6, 2012

dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013