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a person that can handle anything and keep a smile on his face.
You're on a ventilator and you're still smiling? You are such a vitulli.
vitulli by FloridaNurse May 8, 2010
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Vitellius 

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.
Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
Vitellius by PMax January 11, 2009
an Italian Last name; usually attached with an hot person.
Bob Vitullo
Vitullo by 123information_asap June 20, 2011

Vitulić 

A Croatian surname also known as a dinasty.People with this surname are known as funny and approchable. They are also known as beautiful.
Shes from Croatia. I belive her surname is Vitulić. She must be really funny!
Vitulić by kzzsxxx July 13, 2023

juice vitelli

One of the hottest fat rappers in the world right now

The Dirty Vitalli 

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car
UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.
The Dirty Vitalli by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024

Oil up, Tyler Vitelli! 

For context, Tyler Vitelli is a popular comedic content creator on YouTube who posts stories detailing his strange and silly experiences.

At one point in his career, people have started to comment "Oil up." under his posts. It is unknown why the general population uses this phrase, but it has a big impact on him, as he came forward and made a video telling people to stop commenting the phrase, as his family also watches his videos.
"Oil up, Tyler Vitelli!", shout Diddy and his followers.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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