Vistii, Vistii is an artist on youtube, twitter and instagram with 25 subscribers that is the wife of 10 individuals, she is know for being very sexy and has a great sense of humor. Her comedy is well known by her friends on discord and her server.
Person 1: Hey Person 2 have you heard about vistii??
Person 2: who??
Person 1: vistii! an artist on twitter!
Person 2: who??
Person 1: vistii! an artist on twitter!
by aki_ November 8, 2020
Get the vistii mug.1. The condition of a computer as a result of any one of an array of issues surrounding Windows Vista, including:
rejections of drivers, flaws in security, drops in performance/frame rates, legitimate media blocked by anti-piracy protection and software compatibility problems. Has evolved to encompass any 'improvement' or overhaul of a piece of software or updated interface that degrades utility and performance.
2. A sexual disorder primarily affecting top Microsoft management as a result of career dysfunction.
Fuck me... my fucking laptop has Vistitis. Now I have to install a p1rated version of XP.
rejections of drivers, flaws in security, drops in performance/frame rates, legitimate media blocked by anti-piracy protection and software compatibility problems. Has evolved to encompass any 'improvement' or overhaul of a piece of software or updated interface that degrades utility and performance.
2. A sexual disorder primarily affecting top Microsoft management as a result of career dysfunction.
Fuck me... my fucking laptop has Vistitis. Now I have to install a p1rated version of XP.
Girl: What do you want me to do with that? It's got micro- soft Vistitis.
Executive: Julie at the office left me for Google today, so you will shut up and swallow my pitiful benefits package.
Executive: Julie at the office left me for Google today, so you will shut up and swallow my pitiful benefits package.
by mike_hawk_69 June 3, 2008
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by Lori the K April 16, 2008
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by kdial2002 March 29, 2021
Get the Visiting my sister in Scottsdale mug.The result of installing the Windows Vista "Operating System" onto a partition. Once you realize how horrible Vista is, you will want to uninstall it and switch back to XP or a UNIX distro. But you will not be able to do this, as your hard drive will have Vistaids. You will have to download Vistaids cure tools to remove the aids.
by LONGPOKE May 27, 2008
Get the ViSTAiDS mug.Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
by overK May 6, 2008
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Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh
Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!
Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!
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