vistii

Vistii, Vistii is an artist on youtube, twitter and instagram with 25 subscribers that is the wife of 10 individuals, she is know for being very sexy and has a great sense of humor. Her comedy is well known by her friends on discord and her server.

Person 1: Hey Person 2 have you heard about vistii??
Person 2: who??
Person 1: vistii! an artist on twitter!

vistii by aki_ November 8, 2020

Vistitis 

1. The condition of a computer as a result of any one of an array of issues surrounding Windows Vista, including:
rejections of drivers, flaws in security, drops in performance/frame rates, legitimate media blocked by anti-piracy protection and software compatibility problems. Has evolved to encompass any 'improvement' or overhaul of a piece of software or updated interface that degrades utility and performance.

2. A sexual disorder primarily affecting top Microsoft management as a result of career dysfunction.
Fuck me... my fucking laptop has Vistitis. Now I have to install a p1rated version of XP.

Girl: What do you want me to do with that? It's got micro- soft Vistitis.
Executive: Julie at the office left me for Google today, so you will shut up and swallow my pitiful benefits package.

Vistitis by mike_hawk_69 June 3, 2008

visiting fireman

A special guest from out of town who is getting the grand tour.

Hello this is Joe he is a visiting fireman.

visiting fireman by Lori the K April 16, 2008

Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.

Kevin: Jan you look tanned

Jan: Thank you, I was.... Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

Visiting my sister in Scottsdale by kdial2002 March 29, 2021

ViSTAiDS 

The result of installing the Windows Vista "Operating System" onto a partition. Once you realize how horrible Vista is, you will want to uninstall it and switch back to XP or a UNIX distro. But you will not be able to do this, as your hard drive will have Vistaids. You will have to download Vistaids cure tools to remove the aids.

"OMFG I can't install Windows XP because my hard drive has Vistaids!

ViSTAiDS by LONGPOKE May 27, 2008

visiting the flower shop 

1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.

Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?

Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.

visiting the flower shop by overK May 6, 2008

Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

Visiting the Hamptons by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011