Virginite 

A person, usually male, that is the utter epitome of a virgin, with traits that practically ensure that they will be a virgin for life

"How come all that kid talks about is anime and video games"
"I don't know, he's weird"
"Nah, he's a fucking virginite"

Virginite by bepis with no b August 8, 2017

virginite 

what jay max thinks he is... we arent quite sure because his mind is soooo more unvirginated then mine

OMG jay is soo thinks he is virginite... but in fact he is such a freak

virginite by kylie November 24, 2004

Meat Virginia

The original title of the 1999 rock hit, “Meet Virginia” as written by Robert Hotchkiss, Pat Monahan and James Stafford of the rock band “Train”. The original lyrics were affectionately written about a Virginia-shaped piece of meatloaf during a serious case of the “munchies” while the band was performing a gig in Richmond. Written as a goof, the melody had such an appealing draw that the band decided to re-title the track to “Meet Virginia” and edit the lyrics to be more abstract and broadly appealing. The meaning behind the song “Meet Virginia” as has been hotly contested with theories of love interests, strippers, and drag queens abounding. Until now, the band has hilariously allowed these theories to promulgate while the original title and meaning of the song has eluded the blogosphere.

Rob: “Meat Virginia! I can't wait to eat Meat Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey”
Pat: “Savage”
James: “Love it”

Meat Virginia by Darren Besert October 25, 2018

Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.

“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

Virginity Shield by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.

"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

nigger virginity by Some guy who's a guy August 29, 2016

Virginia cheesesteak 

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

Virginia cheesesteak by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

Virginia Farm Boy

A member of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.

...or from the movie Mission Impossible:

Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.

Virginia Farm Boy by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010