virginate

When a kid is raised by ultra-religious parents to believe that sex is bad. While the parents think they're protecting the kid, they are unknowingly "virginating" the child, making it so that the poor kid wont get any action for a long, long time. The kid will usually eventually get some, but only after 25-30 years at least.

Mother: Jimmy don't be attracted to a woman because you should be ashamed of your natural anatomy and bodily functions. And i swear if i catch u masturbating i will cut ur fucking dick off!!
Kid: Dude check out that bitch virginate that dude.
Other kid: Sad, sad story.

by MJ Kip April 2, 2006

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Virgin

A member of a rare and dying race

Friend : Guess who isn't a virgin anymore!!!!!

Me: You are TWELVE

by Minigriff May 2, 2018

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Virgin

You

You are a virgin.

by candlestick89 May 31, 2018

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virgin's virgin

A virgin who has never done anything not even been kissed or kissed anyone. (Just someone who hasn't done anything with the opposite sex, or same if they're gay)

Jessica: That girl is such a virgin's virgin, I can't believe that she's never done anything.
Becky: I know, that is so pathetic!

by Lala~*~Lara November 26, 2004

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Virgin

Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it

Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.

Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?

Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?

Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.

Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?

by Helios8170 June 7, 2018

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