Definitions by bepis with no b

zitter 

Archaic (~1970s) term for marijuana cigarette.

Last Sunday I rolled up half-a-dozen zitters and read Gravity's Rainbow from cover to cover.

zitter by bepis with no b April 12, 2022

Onomatopoenunciate 

The act of using onomatopoeia in casual conversation

-“Man, this riff is the best part of the song; duh-waneh duh duh, Waneh! Duh duh dub!”
-“Bro I can’t hear shit over the noise of your car. VRUBVRUBVRUBVRUBVRUBVRUB, you hear that too right?”
-“Do you want to come to the mechanic with me so you can onomatopoenunciate the problems with my engine?”

Onomatopoenunciate by bepis with no b July 4, 2021

Garfidelity 

The strict adherence to a lifestyle of sleeping late, hating Mondays, dogs, Nermal, and eating a lot of food (especially lasagna)

Mason’s garfidelity is what has been keeping him from getting a promotion

Garfidelity by bepis with no b November 1, 2020

Fish turd 

A tobacco blunt with very little weed in it, appearing very skinny, similar to a fish turd.

Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.

Fish turd by bepis with no b May 9, 2018

babysitter hot 

When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.

babysitter hot by bepis with no b May 7, 2018

Internet word terrorists 

People who make accounts on www.urbandictionary.com just to define a word that insults Donald Trump

"Someone needs to tell all these internet word terrorists that we get their message."

Internet word terrorists by bepis with no b January 14, 2018

pimp sessions with tenderonis 

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

pimp sessions with tenderonis by bepis with no b December 7, 2017