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Vildo is a fake vagina. Much like a dildo, gay couples (men) that need that extra "zing" in a relationship strap it on and fake-fuck so hard their eyes pop out. There's strap-ons, stick-ons, and many other versions. Some even come with flavours!
Dan: "Oh Edwerd! I'm just not feeling it tonight!! OH BABY I JUST NEED A VAGINA AGAIN."
Ed: "Have no fear Dan! For I have... A VILDO!"
Dan: "Let's fuck hard now via stripping webcam."
vildo by Laughy January 3, 2005
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vindows by doubleu June 17, 2008
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Vilomoutsouna 

Vilomoutsouna literally means a bald man without any hair who is looking for a trophy wife, who will feed his wife on tinned food, who is stingy and raids all the churches fridges for free food to take home.
Ela Re Panikos Vilomoutsouna why do you steal food from the church and why don't you spend money on food!!!
Vilomoutsouna by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022

Reniella Villondo 

A character from To Fall Again by Jonaxx.

Jet black hair. Creamy skin. Slender body. She's like a wine, habang tumatagal lalong gumaganda. Not very tall but her complexion and aura was enough to draw attention. Born in a family of mixed spanish-chinese blood. Chinita. Mayaman. Maganda. Matalino. Smooth talker. Magaling makipag socialize. School's top of the social pinnacle. Liberated. She loves fruit tea.

Erin Montefalco's bestfriend. Damon Montefalco's friend. Azrael Ian Montefalco's type. Josiah Travis Montefalco's jonaxx girl and endgame.

"A hustler of hiding her feelings" -Josiah Travis Montefalco.

Some lines of Reniella Villondo from To Fall Again.

"That's what I'm trying to say. If you really love her girlfriend, you'd give her a chance and forgive her shortcomings. You give chances... You give it again and again. At kapag napuno ka na at na fell out, that's when you let go. And that's what you don't really do in your relationships. You don't give chances." -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco

"Hindi ka naman first five madalas di'ba? Bangko ka naman eh." -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco

"Pagka playboy mo lang ang ambag mo" -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco
Reniella "Unbothered Queen" Villondo

Reniella "Laging Pinag-uusapan ng mga Montefalco" Villondo

Reniella "Endgame ni Josiah Travis Montefalco" Villondo

I'm gay for Reniella Villondo.
Reniella Villondo by Jonaxxstories December 2, 2020
1) to be excessively quick at something. 2) Doing something flawless. 3) Closest thing to perfection.
Dude how did you finish that task so quickly? Mark: I'm a Vilden.

Wow did you see that? It's so perfect! Peter: Yeah it's such a Vilden
vilden by Vilden December 15, 2014
Vilgot is a male old-Swedish name meaning "Den väntade goten." Many think that the name origins from the german name Liebegott. Gott, meaning god.

That is why Vilgot is such a strong god-like personality. A natural born leader with an influencing confidence. Radiating authority, consideration, and altruism.
"Was that Jesus walking by?"
"No, he was just a Vilgot"
Vilgot by The swede. October 26, 2016
Vilde is a norwegian, female name. It is a shortened version of "Alvilde" or "Alvhilde" which is an old, norse name that means "Battle of the elves".

Girls/women with this name are generally awesome. They are extremely intelligent and can kill people by using their brain waves on them. They are also very, very hot and beautiful. If you looked at the list of the best people that has ever lived, then Jesus would be in the first place, and then there would be tons and tons of Vilde on the rest of the list.

If you meet someone with this name, the proper greeting is to kneel in front of her and kiss the her shoes. If the Vilde thinks that you are cool, then she will nod and say "bróđir" (which is Icelandic for brother) or "systir" (which is Icelandic for sister), depending on what gender you are. If the Vilde does not like you, then she will instantly dick kick you or cunt punt you, this also depending on what gender you are.
"Man, I wish my name was Vilde."

"I met a Vilde last night, and damn, I think I fell in love!"
Vilde by ShinyShoes February 10, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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