Vildo is a fake vagina. Much like a dildo, gay couples (men) that need that extra "zing" in a relationship strap it on and fake-fuck so hard their eyes pop out. There's strap-ons, stick-ons, and many other versions. Some even come with flavours!
Dan: "Oh Edwerd! I'm just not feeling it tonight!! OH BABY I JUST NEED A VAGINA AGAIN."
Ed: "Have no fear Dan! For I have... A VILDO!"
Dan: "Let's fuck hard now via stripping webcam."
Ed: "Have no fear Dan! For I have... A VILDO!"
Dan: "Let's fuck hard now via stripping webcam."
by Laughy January 3, 2005
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Get the vindows mug.Vilomoutsouna literally means a bald man without any hair who is looking for a trophy wife, who will feed his wife on tinned food, who is stingy and raids all the churches fridges for free food to take home.
Ela Re Panikos Vilomoutsouna why do you steal food from the church and why don't you spend money on food!!!
by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022
Get the Vilomoutsouna mug.A character from To Fall Again by Jonaxx.
Jet black hair. Creamy skin. Slender body. She's like a wine, habang tumatagal lalong gumaganda. Not very tall but her complexion and aura was enough to draw attention. Born in a family of mixed spanish-chinese blood. Chinita. Mayaman. Maganda. Matalino. Smooth talker. Magaling makipag socialize. School's top of the social pinnacle. Liberated. She loves fruit tea.
Erin Montefalco's bestfriend. Damon Montefalco's friend. Azrael Ian Montefalco's type. Josiah Travis Montefalco's jonaxx girl and endgame.
"A hustler of hiding her feelings" -Josiah Travis Montefalco.
Some lines of Reniella Villondo from To Fall Again.
"That's what I'm trying to say. If you really love her girlfriend, you'd give her a chance and forgive her shortcomings. You give chances... You give it again and again. At kapag napuno ka na at na fell out, that's when you let go. And that's what you don't really do in your relationships. You don't give chances." -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco
"Hindi ka naman first five madalas di'ba? Bangko ka naman eh." -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco
"Pagka playboy mo lang ang ambag mo" -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco
Jet black hair. Creamy skin. Slender body. She's like a wine, habang tumatagal lalong gumaganda. Not very tall but her complexion and aura was enough to draw attention. Born in a family of mixed spanish-chinese blood. Chinita. Mayaman. Maganda. Matalino. Smooth talker. Magaling makipag socialize. School's top of the social pinnacle. Liberated. She loves fruit tea.
Erin Montefalco's bestfriend. Damon Montefalco's friend. Azrael Ian Montefalco's type. Josiah Travis Montefalco's jonaxx girl and endgame.
"A hustler of hiding her feelings" -Josiah Travis Montefalco.
Some lines of Reniella Villondo from To Fall Again.
"That's what I'm trying to say. If you really love her girlfriend, you'd give her a chance and forgive her shortcomings. You give chances... You give it again and again. At kapag napuno ka na at na fell out, that's when you let go. And that's what you don't really do in your relationships. You don't give chances." -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco
"Hindi ka naman first five madalas di'ba? Bangko ka naman eh." -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco
"Pagka playboy mo lang ang ambag mo" -Reniella Villondo to Josiah Travis Montefalco
Reniella "Unbothered Queen" Villondo
Reniella "Laging Pinag-uusapan ng mga Montefalco" Villondo
Reniella "Endgame ni Josiah Travis Montefalco" Villondo
I'm gay for Reniella Villondo.
Reniella "Laging Pinag-uusapan ng mga Montefalco" Villondo
Reniella "Endgame ni Josiah Travis Montefalco" Villondo
I'm gay for Reniella Villondo.
by Jonaxxstories December 2, 2020
Get the Reniella Villondo mug.1) to be excessively quick at something. 2) Doing something flawless. 3) Closest thing to perfection.
Dude how did you finish that task so quickly? Mark: I'm a Vilden.
Wow did you see that? It's so perfect! Peter: Yeah it's such a Vilden
Wow did you see that? It's so perfect! Peter: Yeah it's such a Vilden
by Vilden December 15, 2014
Get the vilden mug.Vilgot is a male old-Swedish name meaning "Den väntade goten." Many think that the name origins from the german name Liebegott. Gott, meaning god.
That is why Vilgot is such a strong god-like personality. A natural born leader with an influencing confidence. Radiating authority, consideration, and altruism.
That is why Vilgot is such a strong god-like personality. A natural born leader with an influencing confidence. Radiating authority, consideration, and altruism.
by The swede. October 26, 2016
Get the Vilgot mug.Vilde is a norwegian, female name. It is a shortened version of "Alvilde" or "Alvhilde" which is an old, norse name that means "Battle of the elves".
Girls/women with this name are generally awesome. They are extremely intelligent and can kill people by using their brain waves on them. They are also very, very hot and beautiful. If you looked at the list of the best people that has ever lived, then Jesus would be in the first place, and then there would be tons and tons of Vilde on the rest of the list.
If you meet someone with this name, the proper greeting is to kneel in front of her and kiss the her shoes. If the Vilde thinks that you are cool, then she will nod and say "bróđir" (which is Icelandic for brother) or "systir" (which is Icelandic for sister), depending on what gender you are. If the Vilde does not like you, then she will instantly dick kick you or cunt punt you, this also depending on what gender you are.
Girls/women with this name are generally awesome. They are extremely intelligent and can kill people by using their brain waves on them. They are also very, very hot and beautiful. If you looked at the list of the best people that has ever lived, then Jesus would be in the first place, and then there would be tons and tons of Vilde on the rest of the list.
If you meet someone with this name, the proper greeting is to kneel in front of her and kiss the her shoes. If the Vilde thinks that you are cool, then she will nod and say "bróđir" (which is Icelandic for brother) or "systir" (which is Icelandic for sister), depending on what gender you are. If the Vilde does not like you, then she will instantly dick kick you or cunt punt you, this also depending on what gender you are.
by ShinyShoes February 10, 2010
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