1 definition by ShinyShoes
Vilde is a norwegian, female name. It is a shortened version of "Alvilde" or "Alvhilde" which is an old, norse name that means "Battle of the elves".
Girls/women with this name are generally awesome. They are extremely intelligent and can kill people by using their brain waves on them. They are also very, very hot and beautiful. If you looked at the list of the best people that has ever lived, then Jesus would be in the first place, and then there would be tons and tons of Vilde on the rest of the list.
If you meet someone with this name, the proper greeting is to kneel in front of her and kiss the her shoes. If the Vilde thinks that you are cool, then she will nod and say "bróđir" (which is Icelandic for brother) or "systir" (which is Icelandic for sister), depending on what gender you are. If the Vilde does not like you, then she will instantly dick kick you or cunt punt you, this also depending on what gender you are.
Girls/women with this name are generally awesome. They are extremely intelligent and can kill people by using their brain waves on them. They are also very, very hot and beautiful. If you looked at the list of the best people that has ever lived, then Jesus would be in the first place, and then there would be tons and tons of Vilde on the rest of the list.
If you meet someone with this name, the proper greeting is to kneel in front of her and kiss the her shoes. If the Vilde thinks that you are cool, then she will nod and say "bróđir" (which is Icelandic for brother) or "systir" (which is Icelandic for sister), depending on what gender you are. If the Vilde does not like you, then she will instantly dick kick you or cunt punt you, this also depending on what gender you are.
by ShinyShoes February 10, 2010