vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.

Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

vienna sausage

A very small penis.

I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

vienna sausage

When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.

Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage

by Mustang guy 1983 May 10, 2022

Vienna Sausage Truck

"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"

"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"

"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"

by bigggtitts February 27, 2010

vienna sausage

a term referring to a very linear measurementally challenged penis. Often used to describe fuckbois

bailey got that vienna sausage

by Blackie June 14, 2016

Vienna sausage

When you put your penis in a very wet vagina

Bobby : bro her pussy was crazy wet
Billy : so your dick was like a Vienna sausage in that moistness

by Slumped boy August 2, 2019

vienna sausage

a slang word for the undersized, unimpressive penis of the white male, due to it's resemblance to a vienna sausage. Pink, floppy, and bland.

White woman: "I don't want to have sex with you, white boy, you got a vienna sausage! I like that big Black meat from African men"
White male: "yeah well fuck you!"

the sad rejected white male goes home to watch BLACKED to feel better

by MediocreWhiteMale6998 September 3, 2021