Minimum Viable Product (MVP) is the absoluteshittiest possible product that can be passed off as a success to an unwitting customer. See any new product or feature out of Silicon Valley tech companies.
The minimum viable product is any new feature from companies like Facebook, Google, Apple.... That works just enough to gain revenue for the company, while pissing off a large part of their customer base. Don't worry they're working on a patch or update for that.....
Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Taylor: "Jeez Jason, I don't know how to make my resume sound option"
Jason: "Just say you helped customers by presenting them with viable purchasing options."