Used to describe men who have had a very colorful and chequered sexual past but have already reached their sexual peak.
It's acknowledges their previous sexual character whilst simultaneously implying that it's over.
It's acknowledges their previous sexual character whilst simultaneously implying that it's over.
Jim: I am good friends with Greg but I am worried about leaving him alone with my girlfriend, he's a playa.
Chris: Don't worry, Greg used to be a playa, now he's him-a-laya.
Chris: Don't worry, Greg used to be a playa, now he's him-a-laya.
by Compersious June 23, 2019
Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
by Compersious June 25, 2019
A person who has a sexual fetish for balloon animals, sometimes involving popping said balloon animal.
Chris spent the entire morning engaged in acts of sexual congress with a balloon panda that he had constructed from a pack of balloons from the local dollar store. Chris is such a cheap bestilooner.
by Compersious September 20, 2018